Diamond Paws

You know your a big dog when...

The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell "OUTSIDE!"

You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.

It takes three people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.

You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, and you have no ideal who these people are.

You can carry on a conversation with a dogs muzzle firmly in your crotch.

You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a port-a-potty.

Your dog can hide a tennis ball or any thing else firmly in his lips and give you that innocent look that says "What? I'm not eating anything!"

You carry a tape measure with you when looking for a new vehicle.

You keep at least one color coordinated "drool towel" in every room of your house.

After banishing your mate from the bedroom, the snoring still keeps you awake.

You are hiking with your friend, who suggests that you should have environmental impact statement done on your dog.

Visitors enter your house holding their privates protectively.

You toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on the top of the doorway.

You take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns.

Your 2 dogs play in the house and pull the ceiling fan down for the second time.

You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink.

While stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and forth because the dog is panting out the window.

You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling.

The monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment.

Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy a jetski and a personal plane from your visits.

Although your dirty dishes are put in the sink overnight, they are mysteriously licked clean in the morning.

Your dog can see what's cooking and tries to help in the preparation

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