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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO YOUR DOG

1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.

2. Thou shalt teach me with food - not big sticks and loud voices.

3. Thou shalt walk with me every day - despite thy favorite TV program.

4. Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.

5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me - lest I feel un-wanted.

6. Thou shalt love me to death - even when I bark all night.

7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS.

8. Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.

9. Thou shalt not hide the food.

10. Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I POOP on the neighbors lawn and promote community strife.

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