Diamond Paws

Dogs 10 Commandments

1. THOU SHALT FEED ME TODAY MORE THAN THOU DIDST YESTERDAY

2. THOU DHALT TEACH ME WITH FOOD - NOT BIG STICKS AND LOUD VOICES

3. THOU SHALT WALK WITH ME EVERY DAY - DESPITE THY FAVOURITE T.V. PROGRAM

4. THOU SHALT NOT BUY FURNITURE THAT I CANNOT SIT ON

5. THOU SHALT NOT PAY ATTENTION TO ANYONE ELSE BUT ME - LEST I FEEL UNWANTED

6. THOU SHALT LOVE ME TO DEATH - EVEN WHEN I BARK ALL NIGHT

7. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE A CAT WITH ATTITUDE AND CLAWS

8. THOU SHALT NOT START THE CAR UNTIL I AM IN IT

9. THOU SHALT NOT HIDE THE FOOD

10. THOU SHALT OBEY THE ABOVE WITHOUT QUESTION LEST I POOP ON THE NEIGHBOURS LAWN AND PROMOTE COMMUNITY STRIFE

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