A
blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one
day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the
high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind
man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the
screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try
desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog
finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the
street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket
which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having observed the near
fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind
man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie?
He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in
his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is,
so I can kick his ass."