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Get that Ridgeback off my Bed

Author: Barbara McClarty
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Get that Ridgeback off my bed

He ate plastic, grease and bread


I let him call my house his turf

so now he lives to counter surf


He ate cat food and cat poo

He ate a book, a worm, a shoe


He just ignores my daily rants

He even ate my underpants!


And now he's curled up next to me

My eyes are moist, I cannot see


His whistling arse sets loose a smell

and I'm not feeling very well


His noxious wind wafts down the hall

Peeling paint right off the wall


I love that Ridgeback, as I said

But can you get him off my bed?

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